why cant you surf microwaves
because theyre too small
THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET
I told my dad this and he threw the tv remote at me
finally an option that fits me
I CANT BREATH
WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES????
THIS DESERVES THE NOTES OF EVERY SINGLE TUMBLRER EVEN IF YOURE NOT PART OF A FANDOM
“DIRECTIONERS, GET THE FUCKING GLITTER.” I AM CRYING OKAY THIS IS SO PERFECT.
THE BEST POST ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE. OMG. ALL OF THE AWARDS.
I CANT TAKE THIS LITERALLY EVERY FANDOM JUST TEAMED UP THIS IS TOO BEAUTIFUL OMG
WE’RE NOT ARGUING OVER WHICH FANDOM IS BETTER, WE’RE DEFENDING THE WEBSITE THAT MAKES US ALL ONE, THIS IS SO PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL AND I CANT
(Source: gavinfreesexual)
anus:
im not your average girl
yet another unrealistic standard for women
(Source: lorenzo-drums)
This is epic.
This is pretty rad
My brain feels violated.
(Source: ahundreddevils)